Fully Funktional

A bunch of musicians that stand and politely go through the motions – we are definitely not! Time and again our clients tell us how our obvious enjoyment, boundless energy and enthusiasm have been the most infectious thing since measles. If you want to see horn players starting a conga-line, our guitarist playing wild rock solos on the dance floor, our singers serenading people even outside the room, then this is the band you need to book.

We’ll wow you musically and exhaust you visually! We’ve done extensive research on the live music circuit and we’re pleased to say no one even comes close! Corporates, weddings, awards, huge crowds, intimate gatherings, swanky smart, crazy themed, loud and lewd, mellow and sophisticated, UK worldwide, we tick all the boxes.

We’re here to tailor the performance and music exactly to your specification, and our many years of experience doing this mean we get it right EVERY time.

In our repertoire is a generous spoonful of every ingredient required for an unforgettable performance, from rock, pop, funk, soul, disco, r n’ b, big band, swing and jazz. Whatever you like best, we’ll add an extra helping and keep you coming back for more. Our motto for the music is ‘all killers, no fillers’.

In addition to our booty-shaking party sets, here are some extras you may be interested in booking…

Live band karaoke – we play, YOU sing (we provide lyrics and encouragement)

Solo singer – our female vocalist can entertain / wander and sing to backing tracks, perfect for reception/dinner/background

Duo / Trio – usually vocals and acoustic guitar – including light pop, mellow jazz and blues for uptempo funky / mellow background

Testimonials

“Sensational!!! Thanks so much”

Bradley Walsh, Coronation Street / TV Presenter

“Bloody excellent fun, a brilliant band!”

Tom Jones, Welsh Legend

“WOW, wonderful, superb, fantastic – what a band! – This is what so many of our guests said to us on and after our wedding day. You simply were superb”

Lucy Clayden, bride